Never Gonna Dance

Wednesday, October 7, 2009


Are you trying to mock me here?

Please stop if you are, and stop carbon copying my ideas.



  1. I prefer to think that imitation is the best form of flattery. (And perhaps it's indicative of someone bereft of own ideas and who, therefore, plagiarizes others.)

    Whichever is the case, your Blog is PG approved; jimmylist is NOT.

  2. How CREEPY! Do people honestly have nothing better to do with their time? I'll never understand why people do things like that. I went through the same thing a while ago and it is NOT fun. :(

  3. wow... that IS a bit much... I mean, if someone was just 'crusin' thru blog sites', and ran across the jimmy one, and already knew about yours, they would just think this is another one of your blogs...which is a bit unnerving, since you are not responsible for the stuff on the jimmy one, but folks might get that idea...
    Wow, that comment was to the point, wasn't it???
    Chalk it up to the 12:30 am fritz-out...
    Well, don;t worry - we know the REAL Lauren... maybe you should put that on the title up there!!!

  4. ...hey, I think that joker from 'thejimmylist' just posted a derogatory comment over on 'Grayscale'...and get THIS...he posted as 'jwalker'! boy, the nerve of some people... er...yeah, the nerve...

  5. Well, jimmylist hasn't been mocking recently, but SOMEONE HAS. WHuey could it be?


  6. may be Huey in the Ham... he is quite the nefarious one...

  7. Well I'll go sort this out IN person IN the Ham if he so chooses to have a Beef with me!


  8. ...well, he does travel a lot, so he might be hard to catch...he typically runs a lot of wild smack on these blogs just prior to leaving for his yearly trip to Macedonia, Persia and Siam...says it gets the 'creative juices' flowing in anticipation of the various events he attends in these regions, such as the Migraine Headache Festival, the Yearly Meeting of Non-Congregationalists (usually a low turnout for that one), the 37th Annual Wart-Conjuring Symposium, and other various and sundry Belly-Floppin' Contests...

    If I do happen to see him prior to his departure, I will kindly request that he 'cease and desist' the JimmyList... and if that doesn't work, then I will just blap him up side the noggin with a pressure-treated 2x4... that usually irons things out quite nicely...

    Regards, Jwalker

  9. Oh my goodness good thing I don't know you in person, Huey. If you're this funny in text you've got to be hilarious in person. This is funny. You're such a goofball. I seem to have the same refrain when it comes to you and your jokes.

    "Yearly Meeting of Non-Congregationalists (usually a low turnout for that one)"
    That one really got me.

    Thanks for being a pal from BamaHam.


  10. Honestly, I am not nearly as funny in person...(or so I've been told...) ...well, not 'droll' or anything, but it just seems the written stuff turns out better... I guess I do have my moments, tho - I can crack my mom up at the drop of a hat... when I was a kid, getting blessed out when I misbehaved, I could just make a goofy face or say something and she would always crack up... and you know what? My little girl can do the EXACT same thing to me... she is just so funny.

    PG pal HueyBamaHam (HBH - acronyms R us...) - hey, what would be the equal for you? 'CaliAngeles?' er... needs work...

  11. ...BTW, who is making up these 'verify' words you have to put in prior to posting a comment? the last one there was 'woosizi' that a Swahili word or something?

  12. AHAHAHA They aren't real words!!! It's called a gestapo... or something. Capacha! Umm, gazpacho? I don't know exactly.

    But anyway I love talking to my aunt because I can make her laugh all the time. But I think I'm better in person, which is why I don't come off particularly funny online!


  13. ..Gestapo Cappuchino, please, easy on the froth...
    Well, as long as one is funny in some medium, that's cool - BTW, you ARE pretty funny via the written word, too!


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1. 5th Ave Girl (1939) .... Mary Grey
2. 42nd Street (1933) .... Ann
3. A Day of a Man of Affairs (1929)
4. A Night in a Dormitory (1930) .... Ginger
5. A Shriek in the Night (1933) .... Pat Morgan
6. Bachelor Mother (1939) .... Polly Parrish
7. Beautiful Stranger (1954) .... 'Johnny' Victor
8. Black Widow (1954) .... Carlotta 'Lottie' Marin
9. Broadway Bad (1933) .... Flip Daly
10. Campus Sweethearts (1930)
11. Carefree (1938) .... Amanda Cooper
12. Carnival Boat (1932) .... Honey
13. Chance at Heaven (1933) .... Marjorie 'Marje' 'Mug' Harris
14. Change of Heart (1934) .... Madge Rountree
15. Confession, The (1964) .... Madame Rinaldi Quick, Let’s get Married!
16. Don't Bet on Love (1933) .... Molly Gilbert
17. Dreamboat (1952) .... Gloria Marlowe
18. Finishing School (1934) .... Cecilia 'Pony' Ferris
19. First Traveling Saleslady, The (1956) .... Miss Rose Gillray, Gillray Corset Co.
20. Flying Down to Rio (1933) .... Honey Hale
21. Follow the Fleet (1936) .... Sherry Martin
22. Follow the Leader (1930) .... Mary Brennan
23. Forever Female (1954) .... Beatrice Page
24. Gay Divorcee, The (1934) .... Mimi Glossop
25. Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933) .... Fay Fortune
26. Groom Wore Spurs, The (1951) .... 'A.J.' Furnival
27. Harlow (1965/II) .... Mama Jean Bello
28. Hat Check Girl (1932) .... Jessie King
29. Having Wonderful Time (1938) .... Thelma 'Teddy' Shaw
30. Heartbeat (1946) .... Arlette Lafron
31. Honor Among Lovers (1931) .... Doris Brown
32. In Person (1935) .... Carol Corliss, aka Clara Colfax
33. It Had to Be You (1947) .... Victoria Stafford
34. I'll Be Seeing You (1944) .... Mary Marshall
35. Kitty Foyle: The Natural History of a Woman (1940) .... Kitty Foyle
36. Lady in the Dark (1944) .... Liza Elliott aka Boss Lady
37. Lucky Partners (1940) .... Jean Newton
38. Magnificent Doll (1946) .... Dolly Payne Madison
39. Major and the Minor, The (1942) .... Susan Kathleen 'Su-Su' Applegate
40. Monkey Business (1952) .... Mrs. Edwina Fulton
41. Office Blues (1930) .... Miss Gravis
42. Oh, Men! Oh, Women! (1957) .... Mildred Turner
43. Once Upon a Honeymoon (1942) .... Katie O'Hara Von Luber, aka Katherine Butt-Smith
44. Perfect Strangers (1950) .... Theresa (Terry) Scott
45. Primrose Path (1940) .... Ellie May Adams
46. Professional Sweetheart (1933) .... Glory Eden
47. Queen High (1930) .... Polly Rockwell
48. Rafter Romance (1933) .... Mary Carroll
49. Roberta (1935) .... Comtesse Scharwenka
50. Romance in Manhattan (1935) .... Sylvia Dennis
51. Roxie Hart (1942) .... Roxie Hart
52. Sap from Syracuse, The (1930) .... Ellen Saunders
53. Shall We Dance (1937) .... Linda Keene
54. Sitting Pretty (1933) .... Dorothy
55. Stage Door (1937) .... Jean Maitland
56. Star of Midnight (1935) .... Donna Mantin
57. Storm Warning (1951) .... Marsha Mitchell
58. Story of Vernon and Irene Castle, The (1939) .... Irene Castle nee Foote
59. Suicide Fleet (1931) .... Sally
60. Swing Time (1936) .... Penny Carroll
61. Tales of Manhattan (1942) .... Diane
62. Teenage Rebel (1956) .... Nancy Fallon
63. Tender Comrade (1943) .... Jo Jones
64. Tenderfoot, The (1932) .... Ruth Weston
65. The Barkleys of Broadway (1949) .... Dinah Barkley
66. Thirteenth Guest, The (1932) .... Lela/Marie Morgan
67. Tight Spot (1955) .... Sherry Conley
68. Tip-Off, The (1931) .... Baby Face
69. Tom Dick and Harry (1941) .... Janie
70. Top Hat (1935) .... Dale Tremont
71. Twenty Million Sweethearts (1934) .... Peggy Cornell
72. Upperworld (1934) .... Lilly Linda
73. Vivacious Lady (1938) .... Francey
74. Week-End at the Waldorf (1945) .... Irene Malvern
75. We're Not Married! (1952) .... Ramona Gladwyn
76. Young Man of Manhattan (1930) .... Puff Randolph
77. You Said a Mouthful (1932) .... Alice Brandon